Monday, October 4, 2010

SIMPLY A JOKE

joke 1;

friend: server what is today's special..?
Server: It is 'Yesterday's special, Sir.
friend: ????????????

joke 2;

mother-in-law : my daughter-in-law will not refute me.
friend             :why so,
Mother-in-law : they are living separately...!!!


joke 3;


party leader : why this road is closed...
party man     : for we have to, draw a line.
party leader;  what is meant by 'road'and
                       what is meant by ' a line '..
party man     :  In a line we will put a Road, that is it.


joke 4;


if god appears before you and ask
what do you want..
The boy: I will ask his 'Power'.


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