SIMPLY A JOKE

Teacher:  Two Members do the job in a day. 
                 In  30days, how much would be
                 they will be doing?

Student:   The same job Sir.
Teacher:  ??????????????
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Teacher: (holding the cane in anger): Where is God, tell me?*
Student:   He is in your hand now Sir,
Teacher:  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Note: The star denoted joke was  published in DailyThanthi Jokes edition and
           won me Rs.5, by M.O..in the year 1961